I will eat some fruit as part of my breakfast
I will shave
I will clean the sink after I shave
I will be at work at 8:00 AM
I will sit through 2 hour meetings
I will say yes when you want me to say yes
I will be quiet when you don't want me to say no
I will take your call
I will listen to your opinion of my friends
I will listen to your friends opinions of my friends
I will be civil to your mother
I will put the seat down
I will separate the recycling
I will carry your lip balm
I will watch your vampire TV shows with you
I will take my socks off before getting into bed
I will put my underwear in the basket
And because I do this.....
I WILL DRIVE THE CAR I WANT TO DRIVE
This was such a funny commercial during the superbowl, I just had to post and dedicate to Peter. You can see it play on utube for the full effect.