I AM NOT GOING TO CHURCH TODAY

Every sunday starts a little something like this:

Sara: Hi mommy...Is it a school day?
Mom: No school today
Sara: Is it a day off?
Mom: No, Saturday was yesterday. It's Sunday, hurry go get ready for church
Sara: I'm not feeling well (the moaning starts) My tummy hurts.

Mom: There is nothing I can do about a tummy ache, go lay down on your bed for awhile to see if you feel better so you can go to church. (She goes back to lay down on her bed)

Sara: (she is back at my bedside) My back hurts now...
Mom: Go get ready for church
Sara: My arm hurts now

Mom: Go get ready for church

Sara: NOT GOING!!

Sara: NOT GOING!!
I AM NOT GOING TO CHURCH TODAY!!!!